Hello people, I’m Jaden Nation. Due to a perfectly-executed mixture of bribery, blackmail and Becka Grapsy (the three B’s) I am now a sorely-underpaid employee of the Twilight Lexicon. For the past couple of months I’ve been running a video blog about the New Moon movie and now the Lex offered to host my videos (in simple terms: Bailey got nothin on me). No, just kidding.
We’re having some bizarre problems (probably aliens) with uploading this week’s vid. So if, for example, you’re interested in getting a free sample of Robert Pattinson’s saliva on your Twilight DVD, plz click the image below to see the video. You will be transported to a world of magic. (I have vanquished the aliens and now you can watch the video in the post, Clearly Jaden is still new around here)
Also, this video includes some Bald Content. For anybody from my usual channel asking what happened to my previous curly golden locks of hair: this is what happened:
Stunning last-minute Photoshop magic, eh? Note my ghostly (ghastly?) appearance and the POOF of hair protruding from the side of my head. It’s my headhunter lock.
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