The whole thing here is obviously very-tongue-in-cheek.

I tried to be good….I tried to take the high road…I really did…but there are too many non-PG-13 Star Trek jokes going on in my head coupled with Star Trek behind the scenes lore that is legendary…firing this photon torpedo back: Poor Sulu, this is what happens when warp factor 10 only happens with a double dose of bran flakes followed by a viagra chaser. 🙂