This is just sheer GENIUS! If we were in the Chicago area we’d be calling for tickets right now. You absolutely have to visit this website and see the video of “Don’t Stop Bleeding”

The description from the Chicago AV Club is great, but the video does it more justice.

“The kids over at Gorilla Tango Theatre have really got their finger on the pulse with True Twilight: A Glee Club Musical, premièring Sept. 1. Combining all the best camp from True Blood, Twilight, Glee, and High School Musical, this play should hit the spot for any fangbanger, Gleek, or respectable adult woman who thinks Robert Pattinson is the cat’s pajamas.

The plot’s wacky, so hang in there: Suckie Stickhouse moves to Wiccan Park and finds herself torn asunder by two swarthy but boring dudes, Ted Mullen and Shirts On The Ground. While she hems and haws over the impossible choice, she bides her time by trying out for the local musical, where she draws the ire of Rachel Sharpay, town priss. Hijinks ensue, songs are sung, and somehow Bill Nye The Science Guy helps solve everyone’s problems.”

So go check it out!

There’s a really limited run on this show. Tickets are pretty resonable for live theater.

Gorilla Tango Theatre
1919 N Milwaukee Ave
Chicago, IL 60647
773-598-4549

• Wed Sep 1 9:30 pm
  True Twilight: A Glee Musical at Gorilla Tango Theatre Gorilla Tango Theatre 1919 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL
• Wed Sep 8 9:30 pm
  True Twilight: A Glee Musical at Gorilla Tango Theatre Gorilla Tango Theatre 1919 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL
• Wed Sep 15 9:30 pm
  True Twilight: A Glee Musical at Gorilla Tango Theatre Gorilla Tango Theatre 1919 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL
• Wed Sep 22 9:30 pm
  True Twilight: A Glee Musical at Gorilla Tango Theatre Gorilla Tango Theatre 1919 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL

$12 for Tickets

According to TV Guide:

“We’re doing an episode about how vampires pretending to be Edward Cullen or the Salvatore brothers or Bill Compton are bad for you,” Supernatual showrunner Sera Gamble tells TV Guide Magazine.

At the CW/Showtime/CBS party during the annual Television Critics Association press tour, the creepy drama’s exec producer revealed that one of Season 6’s upcoming episodes (tentatively titled “Live Free or Twi-Hard”) will take fans’ ongoing obsession with undead hotties and hand it to Dean and Sam for a little skewering.”

See more at TV Guide.

This should be interesting since there are a lot of Twilight fans who are also Supernatural fans.

Also the Vampires Suck movie that we first told you about a few weeks ago released another teaser and a clip.

Here’s one husbands attempt to understand Edward and Jacob.

It looks like the major media is on a Twilight spoof roll this month. First it was Nathan Lane on David Letterman, then it was Saturday Night Live, and now it’s Comedy Central.

Via Twilightish and His Golden Eyes

This is a bit different, it’s not so much a spoof/parody as it is a public service message. However in fairness to Summit Entertainment, unless we missed something, there was no tobacco placement in any of the Twilight Saga films.

TY to EmmettsTeddie on Twitter.